May 2012
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18. Battleship
I am starting to worry that going to so many movies will, instead of enriching my life, ultimately send me into a murderous rage. The problem is, at the theater I am required to be in close proximity to other human beings for two hours. And you know what? Other human beings are dickwads. Of course not all of them are, but I’ve become convinced that a large portion of our society is...
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17. The Dictator
“What are civil rights?” “I’ll tell you later. They’re hilarious.”
Alright, so that exchange from the movie made me laugh really hard for some reason and I couldn’t resist sharing it here. There were a lot of little gems like that throughout that made me giggle, but overall this movie was just okay. It was definitely funny, there was a nice...
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16. Dark Shadows
Every family has its demons, you say? Well maybe they should’ve been exorcised a long time ago. Like before this movie was made. Ugh. This movie was not good, you guys. It’s not the worst movie I’ve ever seen (that title will forever be held by Shark Boy and Lava Girl), but it’s also far from the best. I don’t even really want to write about it, because I just...
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15. The Avengers
It should come as no surprise to anyone that I loved The Avengers (hint: I really like movies). But it was touch-and-go there for a while, guys. And not because of the quality of the movie or anything. I was initially planning to see The Avengers Friday night at a late show after seeing Aziz Ansari at the Riverside Theater here in Milwaukee. But then Adam Yauch had to up and die,...
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